Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby is fake

[the elmo zombie]

That's my opinion at least. Did anyone see that magazine cover? That baby looks totally fake, it looks just like them. It was like one of those Conan O'Brien skits where they put 2 celebrities together. And I KNOW that the baby is supposed to look like it's parents, but this just looked like a joke. No wonder they hid the baby so long after it was born, they've been trying to get a good enough "fake" photo together. Does anyone else agree with me?

[gunslinger]

I can kind of see what ur talking about, but the main question would be "why?" Why would they need to produce a "fake" baby, what would be the purpose?

[the elmo zombie]

Simple, Tom Cruise is gay. Everyone thinks so and thats why there are so many jokes about it. There is never a joke without some form of truth. He adopted 2 kids with Nicole Kidman so it's obvious what was going on there...nothing. So now he has to prove he can make babies with a woman, so they make a fake one. If his whole stint on Opera didn't stink of a cover-up, then I just don't know what's going on anymore.

[spanelly]

It seems like it would make some sense, but what is going to happen when the baby has to make public appearances? Or as it gets older, where will it go to school? How will they work that out?

[the elmo zombie]

I hope nobody judges me for saying this, but if something happens to that baby, Suri. Like it gets kidnapped and never found, or dies somehow tragically, then no one would ever see it publically. And a lot of people would feel bad for Tom and Katie, and then they will break up over the hardship of not wanting to have "another baby"

[woolverin]

this would be really crazy if it was proven true. that's a HUGE risk to take for Tom and Katie, faking a baby birth. Absolutely nuts.

[the elmo zombie]

Well that's what they are...nuts. They're crazy people. Think about this. Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes her own ultrasound machine. This means they never had to go to a hospital and have a record of the baby. This baby was completely kept under wraps for a year. This could be one of the biggest stories ever and a career ruiner for both of them, just to try and convince the public that they aren't bad people or not gay, or whatever reason. I think the baby is fake, and you can quote me on that. The baby will dissappear somehow. With technology these days, anyone can fake a picture or video, so I'll wait to see the baby when it gets older.

[gunslinger]

I'll remember this one. You called it Elmo. We'll see if ur right.